yooo

imsoshive:

me: what’s for dinner?

her: *spreads her legs*

me: 

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so, did you not cook or ….. cause popeyes closes at 10 and i need to leave now if i’m gon make it. 

(via self-element)

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85803
Posted
1 day ago
lehroi:

biraunal:

jordosross:

nickandjades-infinitelaughter:

Me as a parent


"This is why dad left"

that girls looks so tired of her shit

story of my life

lehroi:

biraunal:

jordosross:

nickandjades-infinitelaughter:

Me as a parent

"This is why dad left"

that girls looks so tired of her shit

story of my life

(via self-element)

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172630
Posted
2 days ago

Andy listing Seven Wonders of the World

(Source: nicflor, via weezelit)

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8873
Posted
2 days ago

wearing these during sex

wearing these during sex

(Source: theclearlydope, via self-element)

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107515
Posted
2 days ago

catesstrophe:

today a dude slammed my finger on accident because he was closing a metal drawer i had my fingers in and i was on drive through and i literally screamed into the headset and the lady just kept ordering her drink as i was trying to hush down three different LOUD MEN SAYING “OH MY GOD WHAT DID HE DO TO YOUR HAND”

she just kept going 

i screamed into a headset and she just kept going

(via seanlikesthings)

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42108
Posted
2 days ago

basementdemo:

my mom told me to put the dog to bed but didn’t specify which bed 

(via colombian-sensation)

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156572
Posted
2 days ago

thegospeltour:

Talon of the Hawk (Part A): VHS edits

(via punkrvck)

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1875
Posted
2 days ago
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